Clinton the Flight Attendant?


Check out this article and the clip. Is it funny?

"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, and welcome aboard the maiden flight of Hil Force One," Clinton said over the plane's intercom as it taxied down the runway en route from Las Vegas to Reno, Nev.

"My name is Hillary and I am so pleased to have most of you on board," she said. "FAA regulations prohibit the use of any cell phones, Blackberries or wireless devices that may be used to transmit a negative story about me.

"In a few minutes, I am going to switch off the 'Fasten Your Seat Belt' sign. However, I've learned lately that things can get awfully bumpy when you least expect it—so you might want to keep those seat belts fastened.

"And in the event of an unexpected drop in poll numbers, this plane will be diverted to New Hampshire.

"If you look out from the right, you will see an America saddled with tax cuts for the wealthiest and a war without end. If you look out from the left, you will see an America with a strong middle class at home and a strong reputation in the world.

"Once we've reached cruising altitude, we'll be offering in-flight entertainment: my stump speech.

"Once again, thank you for joining us on Hil Force One. We know you have choices when you fly, and so we are grateful that you chose the plane with the most experienced crew. And so we are grateful that you chose the plane with the most experienced candidate."

Copyright 2008 The Associated Press
Jan 16 07:56 PM US/Eastern
By BETH FOUHY
Associated Press Writer


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4 comments:

Tim said...

Maybe it's funny, but not to me. No matter how she dances and sings, she will not get my vote.

Tiffney said...

Is this an improv? Or yet another scripted event?

Anonymous said...

Talking about New Hampshire,There is something "fishy" going on there. Why was it only there that her husband choose to "talk". I believe that the result of the poll was "rigged", if you know what i mean.

Ivan said...

Hey anonymous, I don't like her a bit. But do you have evidence to call it rigged?